Colon and Body Cleanse

Is my colon so full of toxins that I warrant at least three emails a day offering to cleanse it?

Apparently I can lose as much as six pounds in one week just by cleansing my colon. And it must be an issue, because there is no shortage of people out there who are more than willing to help me. I guess maybe all those toxins are worth something to someone. Is it worth quitting my good aerospace job to pursue a career cleansing colons?
You guys are killing me! This is hysterical!

According to my e-mail I am a bald man with no energy who is fat, out of work and can’t find my friends. My penis needs to grow 6 inches and my boobs are too small too. Butt seriously……

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5 Responses to “Is my colon so full of toxins that I warrant at least three emails a day offering to cleanse it?”

1. rickster1061 says:

   July 7, 2009 at 5:08 pm

   I know what you mean. I guess the word got out about my manhood…..I get several emails a day for pills to help straighten me out.
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2. tammy p says:

   July 7, 2009 at 5:28 pm

   Thats funny, my colon needs cleansing too. I should quit my cnc machinist programming job and work with you. I think you are on to something!
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3. Celticbloodwarrior says:

   July 7, 2009 at 5:36 pm

   I don’t believe any of this cleansing crap. Just as your heart pumps blood and your longs breath air your body naturally cleanse itself, if it didn’t we would all be dead from all the toxins.
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4. Trey L says:

   July 7, 2009 at 6:19 pm

   According to my e-mail I am a bald man with no energy who is fat, out of work and can’t find my friends. My penis needs to grow 6 inches and my boobs are too small too. Butt seriously……
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   http://www.iact.org
5. Phil A says:

   July 7, 2009 at 6:30 pm

   What? You’ve only cleansed and detoxified your colon six times this week. Don’t you feel your body oosing with toxins?
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