Will a colon/body cleansing kit clean marijuana from your system?
It’s a cleansing kit consisting of not only a colon cleanse, but also a liver, lymphatic, circulatory, and kidney cleanse… I have a guaranteed job at a movie rental place waiting for me, all I have to do is turn my application into the manager who I got in good with … but that means I have to stop smoking marijuana (also I want to) but I also want a “farewell” smoke tonight lol … so keeping in mind that I’m into fitness, I exercize regularly, will the body cleansing kit help?
damn pothead…………..
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24 Responses to “Will a colon/body cleansing kit clean marijuana from your system?”
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damn pothead…………..
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yes, clean your hole out with kerosene
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probably not. it sounds like a fake. is there a link to it?
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No. It stays in your blood for at least 6 weeks.
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you dont need a cleanser, you need ambition……… Banking on Blockbuster
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I doubt it will clean out your blood soon enough.
BTW, movie rental stores pay so little, you won't be able to afford pot anyway.
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Having a "farewell" smoke wouldn't that be self sabatoge?
Wait for the drug test then have the "farewell" smoke….
<eyeroll>
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Nothing will help without three days abstinence. Use someone's elses pee or a dogs.
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If you are SO INTO FITNESS, then you shouldn't be smoking ANYTHING… especially pot…. forgoe the "FAREWELL JOINT" as it could be the nail on your coffin… you want to go take that colon cleansing kit you go right ahead but be PREPARED to spend the night in AGNONY on the toilet and I DO mean the ENTIRE NIGHT…….
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maybe..but for sure drink an alpine milk….2 a day….it can make the marijuana go away in your body in just 1 or 2 days…
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these test are so we can keep you from hurting business,and annoying people.
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There's a possible failure rate, my best friend had failed a test after drinking a detox 2 hours before the test. Unless you smoke rarely (1-2 a month), I would advise waiting until your interview and drug test are over before smoking again.
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You will have to consider how long it will take for the weed to filter through all your organs, considering it is in your blood system not just you liber etc. If you have to pass a drug test, you would be better off forgetting the farewell hits. Also consider there is probably high levels in your system if you have been smoking for a while.
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Only if you really have serious problems using a bong!
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Please don't try this,it will not expell everything from your body.
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dude i would definitely try i mean i have heard it works but hell if i had a job at a movie rental place lined up(have tried too many times but no success) i would try about anything. Man good luck wow you just might have a job at a movie rental place thats worth quitting smoking can i ask you a question what are they up to now like 5 dollars an hour wow once again GOOD LUCK
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The colon cleansing won't do it because THC is stored in fat. Exercising should help, but it won't get rid of all the THC. I heard vinegar and lots of water will do the trick, but time is the main factor. If you smoked everyday for a longtime it will probably take a month or so to clear out of your system. If you were a light smoker then I'd say a couple of weeks. To be safe I'd wait a month or so or cheat the drug test.
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No testing is a lot more advanced than years ago.
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Actually contrary to popular belief, unless you smoke pot everyday, it is only in your system a couple of days. Although if they do a hair test on you it will show up forever. Anyway back to your question, it might work, couldn't hurt, but as for your farewell smoke, one will never be enough and two is always too many! Best of luck in all you affairs!
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No it will not help if you smoke right before taking a drug test. All that nonsense about what will get you to pass a test even if you are not clean is just that, nonsense all the colon cleansing and the gold seal tea and the various other folk tales do not work. You need to stop smoking for 3 days at the very least, longer if you have smoked a lot or for a long time. If you are into fitness DO NOT WORK OUT before a drug test skip a day or two. The stuff the test is going to pick up stays in the fat and muscle longer and will be redeposited into the system when you work them up by exercising. If you have smoked long term and stop for say a week to pass a test and then you go and exercise before the test, you will fail the test get it so do not work out for at least the day and day before a test. there is only one way to get over and that is to stop. If they want hair samples then you are screwed cause that takes 6 months to wear off. Good Luck
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Marijuana gets into your nervous system and cannot be removed by any cleansing methods. After you stop smoking it, it can take several months to leave your body.
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I see no harm in medical marijuana use what so ever.
I myself have smoked marijuana for headaches, nervousness, and to help with appetite at times when I have been sick. It has never harmed me in any kind of way or do any crazy things that the government advertises.
I’m all for any voting on behalf of this cause. You have alot of interesting facts on medical marijuana and I enjoyed reading up on this. Keep this going do not stop pushing this act…
smoked once in 3 weeks….took 420 cleanser and taking advanced internal cleanser formula capsules for a week or two….will i pass a pee test…just needs to be under 50%
What some of these people are saying is complete BS. It can take anywhere from 3 days to 2 months to get THC out of your system. THC stores itself in your body fat. If you have low body fat, exercise daily, eat healthy and drink lots of water (which the human body needs) the THC should be out of your system within 3 days. The more you smoke, the longer it will stay in your body. I always give myself at least 2 weeks before a drug test. I drink lots of water to begin with and do anywhere from 3-8 hours of cardio a day. When you exercise, you are burning up the fat cells in your body, thus getting rid of the THC. The water is essential in cleansing your body. Your vital organs in your body needs this water, and it helps expel toxins in your body daily, which is why we urinate and shit.